not in my wallet

used to tell someone that they cant do something, usually when that something is rather..obsurd and supernatural. such as, using your powers as a level 2 druid to create a barrier of trees, when everyone knows you have to be at least a level 11 to even cast a basic barrier spell.

luk(c)as: i can so use candle mode to defeat the sith.

l00kaz: not in my wallet, bitch

by jedi magknights January 18, 2005

white wallet

Ultimate expression of geekdom- the white leather wallet. usually accompanied by a pocket protector and over-the-calf tube socks.

Herschel is a white wallet. He has a white wallet with a picture of Einstein on it. What a neo maxie zoom dweebie!

by Detachable-P-nis June 8, 2009

duct tape wallet

The Greasing of the oversized penishole.

Super sizing your poontang waffle,using a spatula. (Wooden,no metal.)

Porkin the Beans.

Wow,i'd like to duct tape wallet Mr.Murphy.
I'd flip that shit all nite long.


Salty Cum Cracker.

by The Salty Cum Buscuit Indulger August 29, 2008

Wallet

A way to describe something as extremley good.

Damn man that song is wallet!

by yoch town player December 17, 2003

Dutch wallet

Parsimonious, mean, tight with money. Can be used as a noun or adjective

He never stands a round that guy, he's a real Dutch Wallet

Are you buying a round, or have you fetched your Dutch Wallet out tonight?

by Foxholes January 3, 2012

Wallet

A term for gay men who maintains status quo/normal lifestyle as opposed to a flamboyant/gay lifestyle.

Hugo, my college roommate and wallet, now works in best buy.

by Philip Horton September 7, 2007

Wallet61

Someone who dominates everyone with her awsome skills, yet is still funny
sexy, and a really great friend.

Holmicha6000 I was with Wallet61 today at Fight Pits and she was
owning noobs old school with specs. then when it was down to just use she let
me own her so i would win. Wallet Owns <333.

by Holmicha6000 February 17, 2009