An undefined amount of money saved for vehicle modification usually kept either in a large roll of cash or in a lock box/ safe.
(Gabrial)- hey Kendall don't go blowing your mod wad on a cheap spoiler or valve stem caps save it for a turbo!
by Gabrialtig February 21, 2022

Wad juke : any movement made by a spunk gutter trying to catch dick spit/ejaculation in their mouth.
Wad Juke : bro my girl actually hurt herself last night doing a sick wad juke attempting to catch my kids in her mouth...a BJ trophy is due.
by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020

by G slag June 20, 2022

by welshj93 June 2, 2022

When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023

working as designed
"the system is WAD, but the user did not follow standard operating procedures so an error was encountered"
by dicer2263 December 2, 2022

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
