West Virginia Incest

The act of having pure, heterosexual, vanilla sex with a partner that is not related to you in any way. No pissing, shitting, violence, or whatever other unspeakable ask that could be thought of.

West Virginian 1: I got laid last night.
West Virginian 2: With who?
West Virginian 1: Gabriella BigTits
West Virginian 2: Bro, that's some crazy West Virginia incest.

by RadRifle03 May 25, 2016

Virginia finger-bowl

An ashtray full of cigarette butts that has been left out in the rain.

I was out back having a smoke. I looked for an ashtray but all you have is a disgusting Virginia finger-bowl.

by BrysonW December 8, 2012

West Virginia Turnpike

Coitus in the bed of a moving pick-up truck that is fleeing from law enforcement.

"Well, I thought I could ditch the sheriff after I ran that red light, but I forgot that Jeb and Shawna Beth were in the bed of the truck goin' at it."
"Well, Merle, I guess that West Virginia Turnpike was on the house!"
"Sure was, Daryl. Now, can you go ahead and come bail me out?"

by joshingmachine November 11, 2013

West Virginia Blowjob

When you hang your inbred child or children from your beaver lips, therefore making them appear as hoop loops or saggy diaper ass.

I was getting a West Virginia Blowjob at the unemployment office when all of a sudden my children's father came in.

by dont give a fuck about you August 29, 2017

West Virginia vasectomy

a crude vasectomy practice in which a rubber band is placed around the base of a man's scrotum and circulation is slowly cut off until the testicles lose blood flow and detach from the body

Darleen done gave Jimmy-John a West Virginia vasectomy while he was sleepin' and he ain't got no more cojones

by Toothless Jimbob May 27, 2016

West Virginia Pigroast

Much like the famous Alabama Pigroast, but with a true West Virginia tradition. Three cousins engage in the act of hitting the girl cousin from behind while the other male cousin receives head simultaneously. The male cousins proceed to arm wrestle in the back of the female cousin.

We need to get this West Virginia Pigroast over fast! The winner is due at the next one before the family reunion weekend is over! The grand champions get to perform with grandma!

by TheAC February 24, 2020

West Virginia Eyepatch

The act of a group of men proceed to nut on someone's eyelid, covering the eye and thus resembling an eyepatch. The term is typically used in homiesexual banter or as a threat. Totally not canonical to the location of origin.

Man, Joe really wants to give John a West Virginia Eyepatch.

by frosty beats August 8, 2022