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Twilight

Guys love to hate Edward Cullen because he "sets standards to high" and apparently he's not "a real man". Not every Twilight fan loves Edward because he is "inhumanly beautiful" or because he sparkles. There are some who liked Edward because of he way he loves Bella in the novels, because his character is selfless, a gentleman and most of all because he only had eyes for Bella. If those standards are too high for guys than they do not seem like the kind of guys to care what girls want. Believe it or not women expected these things from a man before Twilight.Girls love to hate Bella because it depicts a character who doesn't read "Seventeen Magazine" or doesn't give half a shit about trivial things such as fashion or does not aspire to look like Meagan Fox or Katy Perry, and of course that must mean that Bella is boring.
"Edward is a pussy"

"Bella from Twilight is a typical Mary Sue."
by atwihaterhater November 9, 2009
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Vanilla Twilight

It's a song, you sex-obsessed idiots! A perfectly innocent Owl City song about a guy who misses his girlfriend (or perhaps even a platonic friend, it isn't clear). Stop trying to turn it into something dirty.

When he uses the term, "Vanilla Twilight", he is literally talking about the color of the sky:
I'll find repose in new ways
Though I haven't slept in two days
'Cause cold nostalgia chills me to the bone
But drenched in vanilla twilight
I'll sit on the front porch all night
Waist deep in thought because when
I think of you I don't feel so alone
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Twilight Fangirl

Twilight Fangirls (TFs) are typically young, fanatical female fans of the Twilight series of books/films & may be identified by their Hot Topic Twilight tees. TFs travel in small organized groups, or at Twilight-sanctioned events, in larger unorganized packs. Ear protection is a must for bystanders when more than 10 TFs have gathered. TFs should be approached with caution by non-Twilight fans, and safety guidelines should be followed. NEVER state aloud that you are not a Twilight fan, have never read the book(s), or find 'Breaking Dawn' unrealistic in any way. If threatened, back away slowly & repeat calmly "I read the Isle Esmee chapter 27 times!". TFs' greatest wish is to stalk the set of any Twilight film, or - SQUEE!!! - to meet Robert Pattinson.
Twilight Fangirl #1 "OMG, did you hear Rpattz is on the set in Vancouver?"
Twilight Fangirl #2 "I KNOW! Let's go camp outside his hotel (or the hotel we THINK he's at) for 3 weeks!"
TF #1 & TF #2 "SQUEEEE!!!"
by bikechick August 14, 2009
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The Twilight Zone

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It’s a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow - between science and superstition. And it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call......
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Twilight

Best book ever made! Its about a 17 year old girl who moves to another town called Forks to live with her dad. At Forks, she falls in love with a vampire.
so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
what a stupid lamb.
what a sick, masochistic lion
~Bella & Edward from twilight
by Yeah Bro December 20, 2008
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Twilight Sparkle

Twilight Sparkle is one of the main characters of the television show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. On the show, she is portrayed as being very book smart and logical, though a bit naive and socially awkward at times. Her special talent is her incredible magical ability and her cutie mark is a six pointed star surrounded by five smaller stars.
Twilight Sparkle is largely considered the main character of the show since she was the first pony introduced to the audience and she has been in every episode since.
by Edudls May 23, 2011
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Twilight failz

The many flaws in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series, mainly that vampire don't exist, and even if they did, they would burn rather than sparkle in the sunlight. Oh, and the way Bella got pregnant without Edward having a hard-on. Hmm, mysterious little fucker, isn't he?
Bella: I think I'm pregnant.
Edward: No, you can't be, because I don't have a blood flow and therefore can't get a stiffy and can't knock you up, making "Breaking Dawn" pointless, as well as the rest of the series before it.
Bella: Right, I forgot how much Twilight failz.
by katiiehavokk. June 24, 2009
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