twat monger

Someone who busies oneself in the sordid pursuit of vagina.

My roomate in college....now that man was a bonified twat monger!

by dumb ironworker January 20, 2007

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tardis twat

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

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twat wad

the little particle of toilet paper that gets left in between the labia of the female anatomy

"Oh my gosh look at the twat wads I left behind my last wipe"

by ALT The #1 Hoe January 3, 2009

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A shallow, generally annoying young woman, overwhelmingly preoccupied with typically female concerns such as makeup, gossip, and weddings, which leads to lack of toughness and originality, and may even cause "helpless girl syndrome", a disease known to strand women with flat tires and light bulbs that need changing. A bippy twat is also notably marked by cattiness, particularly an unwillingness to get along with other, unfamiliar women, especially attractive ones. Often a bippy twat fits the stereotype of a sorority girl, or the image of a "bitch's bitch", as described by Andre 2000 of the hip-hop group Outkast in the song "Roses".

The bippy twat left the camping trip in a fit of disgust due to the lack of cell phone service, modern plumbing, starbucks, and people to wait on her, her high heels sticking in the dirt with every step she took.

by 12er McLush January 3, 2009

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