grass-touching

a term used when you lose an argument to an educated person and dont know what to say anymore.

dumb person: larries are so stupid, go touch some grass!
-smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!

by bbm gc November 12, 2020

tochas

A keister. A butt.

Old Yiddish word for arse. The basis for the word tush.

Myra, would you get up off your tochas already and feed the children?

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

touch it in the back

1. what ever you want it to mean.

2. synonmous with "see you later" or "take it easy"

Nelson: See you tomorrow Fern Gully.

Fern: Yeah you dumb fuck, touch it in the back.

by Nelson Mcgill October 24, 2007

Touchdown Constipation

1. A football team that has scored more points from field goal attempts than touchdowns.

Joe -"In the Capitol One Bowl Penn State has touchdown constipation from the 1st to 4th quarter!"
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."

by AMchickentitsPU January 8, 2010

touched

Another way to say that someone is not quite "right" in the head. Usually accompanied by a knowing look and a nod along with the hand lightly tapped to the forehead.

Fred would say about Lamont "That boy is touched" if he hooked up with a white girl.

Or if you are trying to explain why you fizzled something at work, you could pat your head and say "I'm touched"

by G Man December 29, 2003

touching base

to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, instead of other girls you can associate with

John: Hey Tony, why isn't Alex at the party with all the sorority girls?

Tony: He's touching base.

John: That's too bad.

by Wong Man September 7, 2009

touchy

touch•y/ˈtəCHē/Adjective
1. (of a person) Someone who is oversensitive or abnormally irritable: “Rusty busted an old man’s hip after he referred to his phone as a toy”.
2. (of an issue or situation) Must be handled with kid gloves; delicate topic: “Rusty’s phone company placed a data limit on his account”.

Rusty can be a very touchy person.

by trupes May 14, 2011