Chinese Jork Torture

When you are captured by the CCP and to extract information from you they jerk your shit with 99% percent alcohol till it peels.

"Yo my buddy Jared got the Chinese Jork Torture the other day when he got caught flaming Xi Jingping on Douyin live."

by Lil Jork March 7, 2025

Cockroach ball torture

The act of putting a straw in your cock and letting a cockroach climb in

I should would like some cockroach ball torture

by Roach nigga March 27, 2025

Afghani Cum Torture

Much like Chinese Water Torture, however rather than water slowly dropping onto one's head, cum is, directly from another tortured person.

"Hey Steve, wanna come over and watch the Afghani Cum Torture going on in my basement?"

by seven rats in a corpse April 24, 2025

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture

I gave my brother Cock and ball torture

by HE'SREACHING March 6, 2026

Canadian shit torture.

When your friend has diarrhea on the top bunk of your bed and it drips through the mattress and onto your forehead, which prevents you from sleeping.

Person 1: I heard your friend shit the bed yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah, it was total Canadian shit torture.

by PurpFr March 15, 2026

Chef Pee Pee Torture Porn

A term coined by SML reviewer Dabhdude around 2016–2017 to describe SML videos that heavily involve Chef Pee Pee getting abused and/or mistreated. Another version of this is "Marvin Torture Porn", which is basically the same as Chef Pee Pee Torture Porn, but instead of Chef Pee Pee getting mistreated, it's instead Marvin.

Dude #1: Bro I just watched the latest SML video, and all it was was just pure Chef Pee Pee Torture Porn.

Dude #2: I know dude. I miss the old SML where their videos actually had a plot instead of just relying on mistreating their characters.

Dude #1: Don't we all?

by GoGo_Gadget March 26, 2026

It's torture son, straight torture!

Heheheheheh, I should rewatch that.

Hym "It's torture son, straight torture! Heheheheh... *Sigh* Still you literally are torturing a guy to get him to accept your lord and savoir Jesus Christ, essentially. 'Say Jesus good! Say Satan bad! A good person would say Satan bad!' As you piss in my face while and infection eats away at my brain. The greatest brain! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025