Soap Dispenser

Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.

Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."

by SlapMeWithThatWetDickDaddy April 4, 2016

Soap

One word: Delicious. Period.

Soap is delicious

by PurpleSheep88 July 17, 2019

soaps

Slang term for soap operas.

"Child, we gotta get home. Mammy needs to watch her soaps"

by KnightofNerdom November 8, 2019

Soap

One of the most memorable characters from the Modern Warfare series. His death scene haunts all that witnessed it.

"Soap! No! No! No!"-Captain Price

by Ohyeahkoolaidman December 17, 2019

Dare Soap

The best thing that will probably ever happen

Wow dare soap is goated

by Soappyy December 26, 2019

Jason Soap

A soap for those especially cocky and arrogant. When not wanted to be embarrassed, Jason Soap is a good excuse, as you can blame it as a rash effect.

“Why is Dylan’s face so red?”
“Idk, but he blamed it on Jason Soap”

by applejuicee December 31, 2019

Pushing Soap

The act of buggery committed by a larger dog on a smaller one

Best rescue Snoopy Bro, here comes Bruno and he's got his eye in for pushing soap

by winkelTossa September 8, 2019