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twigger

noun—An appropriate (if offensive) label given to non-fats by those of the larger persuasion. This term was coined during a meeting of the Hairy Fat Man Association. This term is often associated with those skinny people deemed worthy to serve their great fat masters. While often associated with beanpoler disorder, this term is not synonymous with midget. Midgets are to be revered and given the proper respect (and shoulder rides when applicable).
"Oh, I didn't see you standing behind that flagpole, twigger!"
"Boy! Yes, you there, twigger! Fetch me another mug of sausage gravy and a box of Zingers!"
"Did you say something, twigger? I can't hear you—your air's too thin!"
by Hairy Fat Man Association February 19, 2013
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Guy 1: hey do you use twitter?
Guy 2: yeah, I guess you can say I'm a twigger
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: cuz I'm black!
Guy 1: hahaha good one!
by Ferris buller May 7, 2009
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de-twigger

An unbelieveable defensemen who just checks sticks out of peoples hands like it's his job. which it is
Brosef! Did you just see that squid get de-sticked?

Yeah broham that defenseman's a total de-twigger
by danglesaurusrex March 16, 2010
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twigger

An asian kid that grew up in a white neighborhood (see twinkey) that tries to be black. Probably the saddest example of searching for an identity.
Henery is such a twigger. He think's he's a rapper but he's a total dork.
by alfalfa31 September 29, 2005
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Damn Jamal is such a damn twigger hes on that web site 24/7
by howardamoits July 24, 2009
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Twigger

(1) A twig enthusiast.

(2) A kid with a speech impediment trying to say "trigger".
(1) "Bob was a frickin twigger"

(2) "You're stharting tsu twigger me"
by meinufakku December 4, 2019
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Leaf and Twigger

Casual slang reference to ecologists working within large multidisciplinary university Biology Departments. Traditional ecologists.
He doesn't know jack about soil chemistry, he's just another Leaf and Twigger!
by Intuit July 20, 2010
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