Wood shop

A class of sorts in high school. It is essentially a tech-ed type class in which you get to make projects out of wood. Typically a complete anarchy, and a source of injuries. Also, a rather suggestive term due to the fact that naughty things happen when you're around hard wood all day.

"This one time, in wood shop..."

by Bob_Lenz April 8, 2008

jaime wood

n. jaime wood is an amazing human being.
he has great friends named natalie and laura and a very unique** brother named jon jon. jaime has a great personality and loves skittles. jaime is one of the greatest people youll ever meet and can always make a person smile when theyre down.
he never says i love you, only ok bye... this hurts sometimes, but he knows that his life wouldnt be the same without his amazing friends ((natty and whora)).
jaime is pretty much great.

myy bff jaime wood.

by ol' natty March 9, 2009

pimpin in the woods

Acting like a thug/pimp/playa in a rural setting

"We were pimpin in the woods, we were blowin out our tires" --Skin on "What it's Like EP

by J. April 2, 2003

clitoral wood

1) the physical hardening of a female's clitoris due to sexual arousal.

2) a pejorative term to denote the potential of arousal caused by an attraction of the sexual kind

"As much as I was trying to cover up my excitement I was sure that he could sense I had clitoral wood"

"Seth Rogan is one sexy fox. He gives me clitoral wood."

by lambies March 30, 2009

Delta Woods

A bunch of teachers that are burnt out faggots and that only come to teach because they need a pay check to afford icy hot, so that they can go home and fuck them selves, while watching horse porn.

Delta woods teachers conversations:

Teacher 1: Yo what should I do with my paycheck?
Teacher 2: I don't know. Go fuck yourself maybe?
Teacher 1: Great Idea!
Teacher 2: How your class going

Teacher 1: define special ed
Teacher 2: a bunch of retarded kids
Teacher 1: There your answer

by PeenMan13 May 24, 2019

Pug Wood

Pug Wood is a timber derived from the Pug Tree which has it's native roots deep in India's forest region. Pug Wood is short but incredibly stiff when 'aroused' by female counterparts. Women love being fed Pug Wood on a regular basis due to it's addictive taste and feeling of bliss it gives them afterwards. Therefore there are many repeat offenders who frequent being fed the Pug Wood once they have had the taste. Pug Wood also goes by a few other names including the Mistry-Willow and Raj Hardwood.

"Is she hungry? Feed her the Pug Wood'

by Vixi-son September 28, 2012

j wood

to get a huge erection while playing video games

"Wow yesterday I was playing Call of Duty and I got a j wood!"

by the crouching cowboy45 December 9, 2009