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The Spider-Man 

The act of hanging onto the walls of a public restroom stall with your feet on the door effectively lifting you above the toilet seat to take a crap.
I had to drop a deuce so bad but when went to the bathroom in that store but it was all gross and nasty so I had to do The Spider-Man.
The Spider-Man by Vincent Solomon February 23, 2010

man the harpoons 

This phrase is also used exclaimed whenever a fat chick walks into the internets.
*op posts fat chick* "hay guise this is my gf. does u lieks her?

everyone: MAN THE HARPOONS
man the harpoons by killer of lulz February 23, 2009

The Money Man 

Senor Rodarte of Placer High School.
His son being "Young Money"

Basically the most bad ass and coolest teacher/coach you'll ever meet.

Coaches Wide Receivers and Teaches Spanish. (Easiest Drills and Class)

Thinks he's bad ass, which is true.
*Senor Walks By*

Student (Most likely on the Football Team) : OH SENOR! THE MONEY MAN!

*Turns, points, and winks all in one bad ass motion*

Student: OH I LIKE THAT! OHHHHH Baby!

Senor: Don't be Smoking that ROPE A DOPE!

Student: Ohhhh you know thats bad senor! hahahaha.
The Money Man by Barco Perro June 2, 2009

Doing the white man's laundry

- exchanging sexual favors for room and board OR other financial return.
- incorporates reference to days of slavery when slaves did laundry AND were subjected to the various wills of their masters.
"So, you don't have a job. How do you pay for your drug habit?"
"I call it doing the white man's laundry."
"At the laundromat?"
"No, in his pants."

the weather man 

Another word for a drug dealer, used to prevent giving out dangerous information.
"Hey man, the weather man said that there's a light chance of snow"

{Snow is cocaine btw.}

The "hey man" 

A greeting originally coined by the St. Express. It is followed by an endless array of words, without any regard for conversational traction.
St. Express : "Hey man"
Random Recipient: *runs for his life

St. Express: "Hey man"
Random recipient (RR): "hi" (Oh no I just got presented with The "hey man"
St. Express: "yeah so I just talked to the owner of a hardware store in Malibu, he asked me if I wanted to work for him. LOL. I was like yeah there is NO WAY. I mean the weather is nice and all, but I am just no good with hardware. You know what I'm saying?"
St. Express: "I was talking to him after last week's meeting with the board of a local charity I'm involved in. He's not actually in the charity but he wanted to get involved, and all of a sudden he just offers me the job, right of the bat"
St. Express: "But I said yeah Dan, because that's his name. Actually I think it's his middle name, his first name is John but he doesn't like to be called that so he lets people call him Dan. Frankly I don't think John is a too bad name. I mean, John Wayne? Right?! Yeah, no so he prefers Dan."
St. Express: "So I said Dan; listen. I know I got many talents; but selling hardware isn't one of them. Thank you for your offer, I am flattered by it. I will pass it on to some friends of mine who are better at that sort of thing."
etc.
The "hey man" by men at work May 27, 2013