Dong Puller

You stick out a fist with your thumb tucked between your fingers and if someone else looks at it you yoink their peepee out

Joe: "Hey your shoe's untied"
Jim: (looks down)
Joe: DONG PULLER! Yoink!!!
Jim: (writhing in pain) "haha you got me!"
Joe : "Now eat it!"

by Zzzzkkmnnn December 20, 2018

Fever Dong

The anomaly that happens when someone is sick with a fever and you become hung like a horse due to increased body temp.

So it turns out, Giant Penis is a symptom of covid. Its known as fever dong

by holy guacomole April 09, 2021

dong gauntlet

A training apparatus for American football designed to simulate the resistance of running through a defensive secondary. Resembles a gauntlet of dongs.

"Coach made us do fifty runs through the dong gauntlet today."

by vrsi_rules September 05, 2008

dong dunk

When you have sex by having your partner lay on there back with there ass in the air and you lower your junk into her vagina.

I dong dunked this chick from the bar last night.

by Dong dunk King May 11, 2020

Hair of the Dong

Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.

Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!

by lewbacca July 27, 2015

Slingin' Dong

A major part of the male stripper profession.

Marc put himself thru college slingin' dong.

by boomfactor May 28, 2013

scongby dong

when a scooby snack is stuffed in one's asshole and pooped out onto another's dong during doggy-style anal intercourse

shaggy: i just gave velma a fuckin scongby dong...holy shit, i zoinked in her balloon knot so hard

by mrpeepeplace April 28, 2023