Fantabulary Theory

The Fantabulary Theory states that if you want to do it, it's bad for you.
It conceived it while half asleep in the morning, yearning to slip back into my dream, but obligated to attend school.
If the option sounds fantabulous to you, it's actually an awful choice.
Examples of Fantabulary Theory situations:
You want a slab of chocolate cake. Unfortunately, chocolate cake will make you fat.
You want to drink soda. Water's so much better for you.
You want to punch Lucas in the face. But that will lead to suspension from school, firing from a job, lawsuits, and various other negative effects.
by Seina Rosa January 19, 2006
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Theory of Balajitivity

This theory states that a cricket ball in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the nose of a cricket player.
While playing cricket on a Saturday afternoon, Balaji is struck in the nose by a cricket ball, this is the basic premise of the Theory of Balajitivity. This action breaks a small bone in the player's nose and he is scarred for life. Undaunted, Balaji would return to the field for the glory and honor of his family.
by Festus Wondergums August 07, 2007
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simian theory

the theory that anything can be made funnier simply by adding monkeys
We're going to run this add campaign completely on the simian theory. Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys people!
by jmusc February 04, 2010
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stripper theory

no strippers are actually decent looking people because if they are then they would be in hollywood, playboy, or modeling.
Amanda said the stripper theory allowed to jared referencing her conversation with a stripper at mikes party... yo.
by HortonUmd810 January 12, 2010
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Conspiracy Theory

What is created when a internet addicted asshole feels the need to make himself feel unique.

A reaction of a genetic predesposition for neurotic tendencies, paranoia, and plain old idiocy.

The theorys that make acutal anti-goverment work that makes sense, and has factual backround look ridiculous.
Conspiracy Theory
Alex Jones: Think about it, why does George Bush never talk about his asshole during his speaches, he finds it perfectly reasonable to talk about countries on the other side of the world and yet not about the thing 2 and a half feet from his monkey esque mouth, and I'll tell you why logically speaking as a reporter you can only come to the conclusion that his asshole is a magical space wizard with plans of global domination.
by Plastic Soccer Trophy February 27, 2006
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string theory

ACTUALLY They were split into thirds (Quarks)
Into 1/3 s, the quarks are split, i need an example, so this is it.
by Greg J March 08, 2005
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gag theory

a stratagem or manoeuvre employed by a powerful person, community or nation to suppress the voice of a weak person, community or nation.
The USA always uses the gag theory to prevent the developing and underdeveloped countries from having their say in major decisions relating to world affairs.
by uttam maharjan March 26, 2010
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