by TheLurchHimself December 16, 2023

A person who acts like your father , yet isn't. They're usually the person who sticks the most to you, as if they were 'strapped' to your life in the most necessary way.
by ThePossibilitiesAreEndless September 13, 2016

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

by The slangisst January 27, 2022

by Definitely not OT's alt September 25, 2025

by Jackson Junglist December 18, 2019

Why's there a double sided dildo in your bathtub?
Because a dual action strap is the best way for switches to fuck because they can top or bottom with every stroke.
Because a dual action strap is the best way for switches to fuck because they can top or bottom with every stroke.
by Kim Xicana August 23, 2023
