lay paint

a term used for graffiti. verb

dude lets go lay paint under that bridge

by ahab enok April 1, 2010

jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick

After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister

by legratsp October 8, 2013

Paint Job

To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.

"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"

by landshark aka old faithful October 18, 2008

The War Paint

When you finger a girl on her period with two fingers, and apply her blood to your face in a war paint style before you go to bed.

Fingering a girl on her period and applying it to your face like The war paint.

by Skirt McGirt January 6, 2010

taint paint

A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.

"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."

by Taint Tamer November 4, 2007

Taint Paint

the build-up of "nasty" things in a man or woman's taint,( place in between the genitals and anus), such as left over tampon strings, anal leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.

Na man, she was gross! Her taint paint tasted like sour milk and coagulated blood.

by OG JAKEMAN January 17, 2010

tant paint

the brown or yellowish shit stripe on the inside of a male or females underware after an unsucsesful butt wipe.

God almighty there was so much tant paint on Angelina Jolies underwere that i swear see must of sat on one of her addoped little negros.

by johnny boyz June 11, 2006