goat bloat

A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.

“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”

by FlappyFanny August 3, 2018

Rafa The Goat

Know for being the goat. His YouTube vids are always top tier. He’s simply the goat.

Yo Rafa The Goat’s newest vid is a banger

Omg there goes Rafa The Goat! Quickly get his autograph!

Fernando: Is that a goat?

David: No l, that’s just Rafa The Goat

by rafathegoat November 12, 2019

goat cookie

When your mom makes sugar cookies that taste like corn bread.

Damn mom wtf is this goat cookies?

by Goatcookies101 June 5, 2016

just goating

A kid is a baby goat so this is the adult version of just kidding.

Danielle: Kevin is such an asshole.
(in walks Kevin)
Kevin: What?
Danielle: Just goating!

by DanielleRocks! June 15, 2011

Man Goat

An animal that has a goat body and a mans head, completely real.

I guess in short, you could call it a furry.

Woah... Look at that Man Goat!

by NatsukiKonaKon January 16, 2010

goat mower

A shot of bourbon with a wheatgrass infused goat milk afterthought. Served chilled with a blade of freshly cut organic alfalfa.

The hillside's overgrown, we need a goat mower.

by Thevinesevolve January 1, 2015

Mountain Goating

Consistently mashing the jump button to get up to hard to reach locations. Relevant in the gaming industry mostly. Even more so in games like Skyrim, Halo Reach and games with high walls and cliffs that jumping can help scale. Stems from mountain goats, who are excellent climbers themselves.

"How did you get up there so high, you Mountain Goating motherf*cker!"

by JewngerBreadMan November 17, 2014