Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.
Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg
by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020
Get the Desert Grasshoppermug. 1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed.
2: A desert animal known as a camel.
2: A desert animal known as a camel.
friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.
friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though
friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though
by Gonzo_Gmoney April 27, 2011
Get the Desert Horsemug. by Thor 9/11 June 18, 2016
Get the Desert dogmug. All but the truth - forget
And from this union cup
We will drink wine tonight
Qiyamat qiyamat a tawil
Qiyamat qiyamat insan al kamel
Pride of the peacock angel
Under the feather veils
Dark tresses under the black light
And from this union cup
We will drink wine tonight
Qiyamat qiyamat a tawil
Qiyamat qiyamat insan al kamel
Pride of the peacock angel
Under the feather veils
Dark tresses under the black light
by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2023
Get the Desert Search For Techno Allahmug. 1) When one has a severe lack of water
2) When someone is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or character
2) When someone is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or character
1) “Man I haven’t had anything to drink for a while, feels like I have desert mouth”
2) “Have you heard about Jacob? Ever since he’s seen that female anime character for that show he’s had desert mouth since”
2) “Have you heard about Jacob? Ever since he’s seen that female anime character for that show he’s had desert mouth since”
by ThaLordTachanka August 2, 2021
Get the Desert Mouthmug. 1. To engage in an activity in an extremely slow, un-enthusiastic and annoying manner.
2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.
3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!
2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.
3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!
1. Guy1: "Hey why don't you overtake that dickhead?"
Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"
Guy1: "Soft"
Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"
2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"
Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"
Guy1: "Already engaged"
Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"
Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"
Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"
Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"
Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"
Guy1: "Soft"
Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"
2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"
Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"
Guy1: "Already engaged"
Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"
Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"
Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"
Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"
by mooroobool November 13, 2013
Get the desert caravanmug. “Russ was being such a dick last night before passing out, Brian was totally justified giving him a desert dipper from the sand trap on the 16th hole
by Sandyballs47 June 3, 2024
Get the Desert Dippermug.