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1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed.

2: A desert animal known as a camel.
friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.

friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though
by Gonzo_Gmoney April 09, 2011
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