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Tampon

Some sort of absorbent material that can be twisted into a "tampon like" cylinder for the sole purpose of cleaning out a pipe, dugout, one hitter. I MUST be used in conjunction with a stick or similar type tool to "push" the tampon thru the pipe. I thing that comes out the other end is pretty offensive. And should be handled as if it were a tampon.
Dude hand me a tissue I have to make a tampon this thing is shitting in my mouth.
by Germantown Jiggaboo June 17, 2024
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Steel tampon

Hoe 1: I rather wear a Steel tampon than go out with Jerome, his dick is small.
by Up The Shut Fuck You Will March 19, 2019
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Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.
Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?
by BoxCat6769 March 17, 2023
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tampon bracers

That bitch had some fine ass tampon bracers.
by MarkAL August 6, 2010
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Tampon

A Ford mustang post 1969 that anyone drives. Specifically, the ones that make the driver of this car feels the need to cut off traffic, rev at red lights (no pun intended) and feel the need to wave at fellow tampons.

I.E. - Like a tampon, every pussy has one.
Oh, look another red tampon... used and abused. You can tell because it has to wave at the white mustang.
by HazyHalez November 20, 2017
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Tampon

A long string that people use to ‘block up blood from internal bleeding so it doesn’t look like they have pissed there selves and guess what lads they only come for girls this is because the world is sexist and should be fine for a man to use a tampon in his ass :)
Dam girl I’m a man and I want to use a tampon
by Saminman October 21, 2018
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Marine Tampon

When kicking in a door and kill everyone and everything then come out bloody and none of it is yours
I'm going in like a Marine Tampon. All geared up and coming out bloody but none of it is mine…
by Crazycox April 21, 2022
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