table topper

When a guy's penis is so small it sits on top of the balls without hanging down.

(man at urinal) "Frick, I keep getting piss on my balls every time I go to the bathroom, damn this table topper"

by Jack Smiley April 1, 2008

tablescraps

A lady that your friend or acquaintance has hooked up with and you hook up with it afterwards

Ah man, you definately don't want any of that diseased dudes tablescraps!!!!

by Whiskey Dick July 30, 2003

Tabletop

A laptop so big you can't actually keep it on you lap because it is heavy, the battery life is shit and it becomes too hot. You have to keep it on a table or counter. Tabletops are usually ballcookers as well.

This new Alienware is a real tabletop!

by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

table

An idiotic person who is often unaware of their own good qualities and insists on complaining about their faults. This results in them becoming extremely annoying.

You're such a table.

by TheSarcasticCatfish February 6, 2017

Japanese Glass Shitting Table

A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting

Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!

by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009

tabletalk

The act of the Hooters girl at Hooters making chit-chat and being flirty with your party at your table. She should be resting her arms on the table and leaning forward to give you and your friends a better view.

Where is our waitress we need some tabletalk

by #Jon_Dough# May 27, 2010

tablog

“Tablog”‘ is a neologism (a portmanteau word conjoining “tabloid” and “blog”) and refers to a specific form of blog, usually maintained by an individual or organization, with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, graphics, video, and with links to other blogs, web pages, and other media related to its topic. The element that distinguishes a tablog from other forms of blogs is the selection of material or means of presentation, which tends to sensationalize, emphasize or exaggerate for effect, and which often focuses on scandalous information relating to the personal lives of celebrities or of members of their target industry.

calvinayre.com or expressandstar.com are great tablogs.

by emmceee August 25, 2011