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Tampon

Something girls stick up their vagina to keep their blood from leaking.

Girls ofton eat it after to absorb all the blood and keep the cycle going.
Girl #1 : ooo my Tampon has extra blood on it

Girl #2 : eat it so u get ur cycle normal again
by THICKY NICKEY September 8, 2019
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Tampon

Tampon: A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.
1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
by iamgezim May 27, 2024
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Tampon

Jordan always crying around bout work, he needs a tampon
by Nublife March 24, 2023
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tampon tim

The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever
Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 7, 2024
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tampon raft

A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"
That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!
by ~The Gardener March 5, 2014
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Tampon Tax

also known as period tax or pink tax; a sales tax/ added value charged on feminine hygiene products such as tampons and pads. While other necessities are tax exempt, feminine hygiene products are not. They are instead taxed as luxury items.

an unjust tax and form of gender discrimination, causing women to pay more, highlighting the prominence of men in government, and hurting young and financially unstable women.
When asked the male equivalence, some may say condoms, however they are necessary to both parties.
This tax exemption bill has been passed in a few states in the United States, Australia, the UK, and a few other countries.
Come on government, abolish the tampon tax so women can afford tampons.
Obama believes the tampon tax exists because men were the ones who made these laws.
by alycam November 27, 2022
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Temper Tampon

A meltdown at a store or service that can't provide the item or service needed.
A temper tantrum that can be confused with an angry menstrual cycle.
Bitch at the hardware store didn't have my washer gasket! I went full blown Temper Tampon!
by AlabamaRoy June 12, 2022
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