Tampon

How girls first loose their virginity
Girl-omg I lost my virginity last night

Girls friend-By who!!!

Girl-My first tampon hoe😍💦🍆
by Moto Moto Pp March 15, 2019
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Tampon

A small dildo version of a pad that girls keep in their bodies for up too 8 hours a day during "that time of the month"
She shoved the pad dildo (tampon) up her vagina so she could swim
by Lamayobro March 17, 2017
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tampon

jesus: do you know what a tampon is?
fed: yeah my mom used it.
by fjejcjrnvf April 20, 2020
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Tampon

Something girls stick up their vagina to keep their blood from leaking.

Girls ofton eat it after to absorb all the blood and keep the cycle going.
Girl #1 : ooo my Tampon has extra blood on it

Girl #2 : eat it so u get ur cycle normal again
by THICKY NICKEY September 09, 2019
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tampon log

A log covered in used tampons and floppy dildos.
Man look at that tampon log
by kingmanthing November 15, 2016
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Tampon joint

A joint that is rolled so poorly that it looks like a tampon
I was so high, I rolled a tampon joint
by I<3Asians+Timsjap July 27, 2015
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Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.
"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"
by Edwina rose February 18, 2024
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