Swiss Colon

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.

Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.

Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.

Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.

Mark: Ja.

by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018

Swiss charred

What you'll likely create if ya set da thermostat on yer dehumidifier too high when drying veggie-greens.

One should carefully monitor his equipment during da drying-process so as not to end up with Swiss charred!

by QuacksO April 17, 2025

Swiss Miss

Avoiding and dodging conflict left and right, intentionally "missing" out on potential drama.

"Hey bro, who did you vote last November?"
"Swiss Miss."
"Huh? The fuck's that mean?"

by Swiss Miss Jazzster May 25, 2021

Swiss cheesed

To be exposed to something weird gross or disgusting you didn’t wanna see, faster than you could realize it was happening

“Dude I showed Jerry 2 girls one cup. Safe to say I Swiss cheesed him.”

by Boss hoss March 16, 2025

Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Swiss charred

What yer salad-greens will likely become if ya let yer greenhouse get too hot.

I made da mistake of using too high a setting on my dehydrator when drying a tray of garden-produce, and so I ended up with Swiss charred!

by QuacksO March 31, 2025

Swiss dip and shit

A Swiss dip but then you defecate on their forhead

I'm gonna Swiss dip and shit on your sister

by Sleety February 9, 2019