Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".

Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

swiss paddle

The female version of the Dutch Rudder.

Karen is totally hetero but when that slut starts drinking, she'll swiss paddle with anyone.

by Achilyous October 29, 2020

swiss valentine

A male cums into a female on her period then scooping both and drinking them both and then puking them up on the partner making it look like a pink coat

I pulled a Swiss valentine on my girlfriend last night

by Ganggandbanggang June 30, 2016

Swiss

Same meaning as neutral.

I'm feeling very swiss today.

by justablueperson August 26, 2022

Swiss Beefer

Western Pennsylvanian expression referencing a short, oily Italian person who has a voluptuous booty.

Bro did you see that Swiss Beefer? I’d like to take a bite out of him.

by Bros_Mad October 11, 2025

Block of swiss cheese

A way to say that someones is stupid, their brain has got holes in it,like swiss cheese

P1: vaccinations cause autism
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese

by SsaltTMmanN September 7, 2020

Swiss cheese with no bread to land on

To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.

After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.

by TheGrammerNinja July 19, 2018