by Bill & Aimee March 18, 2008
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2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.
2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009
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Seat Surfing is the act of hopping from seat to seat to get to a desired area in a Stadium or Arena. This is an alternative to sliding your way to an isle walking down to the row and sliding your way back in.
Mike: Woah! Where did you come from Alex? I called you like 30 seconds ago.
Alex: I was all the way up in row 23 when you called me. I knew it would take forever if I took the isle, so i saved time by Seat Surfing my way down here.
Alex: I was all the way up in row 23 when you called me. I knew it would take forever if I took the isle, so i saved time by Seat Surfing my way down here.
by Firelancer69 July 19, 2009
Get the Seat Surfing mug.a brightly colored and unexpected artwork similar to what children in grade school experience when they color a piece of paper, then color over it with solid black crayon. When the black crayon is scraped off, there is a colorful surprise.
I like my women to have tats on their cleavage. That way, you get a colorful surprise when you squeegee-off the Cleveland Steamer.
by EMaceator April 22, 2010
Get the Colorful Surprise mug.A: Hey man, do you know when the party is on at Jill's tomorrow night?
B: 10 Pm.
A: Are you Sure?
B: As Sure As Sunday Morning
B: 10 Pm.
A: Are you Sure?
B: As Sure As Sunday Morning
by eliminat0r October 28, 2010
Get the As Sure As Sunday Morning mug.An unexpected santorum. So named for the headline on Rick Santorum's website after his second-place win in the 2012 Iowa primaries.
"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel."
"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"
"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"
by Araneus Cavaticus January 4, 2012
Get the Iowa Surprise mug.Toilet surfing is what happens when you go to sit on a toilet seat that has loosened up over time. As you place all of your weight on it the seat slips to the side giving you an unexpected "ride". You must surf this ride or else land on the floor!
One guy to another on his way out of the public bathroom:
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
by acmjojo August 12, 2013
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