sucking fumes

When your gas meter is flat on "Empty", but you're still moving, unsure when you're going to run outta gas.

You: Dude...we're out of gas.
Me: For real...we're sucking fumes here.

by a sarcastic kid January 6, 2009

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Sucking a lemon

The look of disgust in a person that is reminiscent of the face pulled when eating something very tart, such as a lemon.

When my wife discovered that the paedophoilia charges that she had laid against me would not be pursued as the prosecutor had found them to be baseless she had a face like she was sucking a lemon.

by stropmag July 10, 2010

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sucking ass

1. The process of sucking fecal matter/butt milk/do-do butter out of another's anal cavity.

2. Sucking absolute/comlete ass at anything, particularly at sports.

1. "Szabo is really good at sucking ass!"

2. "Dude, we're sucking ass!"

by Poo Nazi March 27, 2009

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Term originated by bike mechanics, for the force of nature that causes small objects dropped in the vicinity of a refridgerator to be drawn underneath it, out of reach of human hands. Valuable items and irreplaceable mechanical parts are particularly prone to fridge suck.

Person #1: Can you hold on this vitally important bush while I grease up the flange? Don't drop it, it'll get caught in the fridge suck.

Person #2: Sure, I- Oh. Bugger. Did you see where it went?

by greaseforbrains May 30, 2006

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suck at life

1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society or any attempts at talent.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.

1. Goth: I suck at life i think ima cut myself.
2. Kid 1: I lost our group science project when i was buying crack.
Kid 2: Damn it! You suck at life.

by stupid May 30, 2004

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suck it sideways

Let's say you have a really HUGE cock and/or a very small girlfriend, and she has a hard time going down on your penis orally. Tell her to "suck it sideways"! This way, instead of getting stuck on your pecker head, she can suck you all the way down to your balls, and back again!

MAX JOHNSON: Swallow my cock bitch!

LIL' LIPS: Honey, you know I can't. Your weiner is just way too HUGE!

MAX: Suck it sideways sugar.

LIL': What do you mean?

MAX: Play my Harmonica baby.

LIL': OOOooohhh. Okay.

MAX: Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... ooohhh, Harmonica baby, NOT corn on the cob. Ouch!

LIL': Sorry Max ... how's that?

MAX: Oh alright honey you KNOW what I like!

by Max Johnson aka Dirk Diggler aka John Holmes aka Roger Moore June 14, 2006

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