The Stretch

A somewhat difficult sexual position that is pleasing for both partners. The girl (or guy, in a gay couple) lays on her back and folds her body in such a way that her feet are placed behind her head. For additional fun, she could also have her hands bound behind her back. Then, the guy penetrates either or both of her holes from the front.

My girlfriend is so flexible that she can do The Stretch when we fuck, it's amazing!

by MaxxysSammich March 18, 2011

STRETCH IT!

When you are having a philosophical conversation with someone and they are not able to think outside the box...you'd like to encourage them to think about it.

#1: "....Well, and what do you think?"
#2 Big pause
#2 Hmmmm...I don't know...l...
#1 C'mon, STRETCH IT!

by Daintylu March 10, 2010

Stretch the Asshole

The act of stretching the opening of a balloon over the end of an N2O cracker.

Dude help me stretch the asshole over this!

by Lolman225 October 15, 2011

Strathdee

A person who does not belong. They are usually the person in the crowd that stands out for all the wrong reasons. They are the original genetic link to dwarfism.

1.) The only person who can fit in this tight space is a Strathdee

2.) Who the hell let the Strathdee in here? People are going to think the circus is in town

by Caperon October 13, 2010

Stretchin Gretchin

To stage a attempted kidnapping. To try to get sympathy. Also see. To pull a Smollet

Some crazy left wing nuts tried to pull a Stretchin Gretchin on the Governor.

by Toldbetruth October 9, 2020

Stretch

An English nickname for a vagrant; typically a beggar or social parasite with irritating qualities.

What a stretch

by Roy Munson October 6, 2003

stretch armstrong

when you are doing a girl, you pick her up by her boobs and then swing her around

I started giving my bitch a stretch armstrong and she threw up all over me.

by Tom April 6, 2003