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cashnada strapped

The state of cana-duh-an's economy even prior pandemic. cana-duh is NOOOTTTTT a rich country (could be, with the natural resources; they won't, as it costs too much investment which they won't bear). Better than the brrrrreeeetish at messaging, they are. They can't manage everything. All they do is take.

Aside from a few provinces that will get shamed, the government is corrupt from ottawa to the local governments. The economy is pathetic. The healthcare is actually a mess. Hard to be an honest business here.

The last sectors people will look for wrongdoings (supposedly honest — historically, yes) are the first places they would be scrutinizing for exploits. All rigged for their cohorts & cronies, & in all level, people takes cuts & launder money.

You'd rather be in a place that outwardly lets it's flaws show than this vacuous place. Mild, but very enabled. That's the hallmark of toxic people.
OMG!!! I'm cashnada strapped! I shouldn't go out tonight!..

Oh, well, better just keep up appearances by spending on new outfits, whilst barely feeding myself! Maybe the rich guy down the border will fancy me & spend hundreds of billions on me!
by mrdabbleswithpotion December 20, 2021
mugGet the cashnada strappedmug.

hookers strap

Something a hooker wears to get more money
She wore the hookers strap today
by UrMomsLastBF May 20, 2022
mugGet the hookers strapmug.

Black Strap

When a person of colour back straps a Zoot.
Yo Tyrone wanna black strap a rathead.
by Snaun March 23, 2022
mugGet the Black Strapmug.

Strap Dodge

The art of loaning drugs off a drug dealer with the intention of never paying them back. This is a method usually used by chavs in the Craigavon/Portadown area.
"Yo lad ill break your legs if u strap dodge me"," Sorry Jamie as much as I want smoke I cant strap dodge, I don't want to get jumped"
by GyammonFast December 9, 2019
mugGet the Strap Dodgemug.

sms (suck my strap)

When you say smd (suck my dick) and niggas say “what dick you got??” you can say sms ( suck my strap)

strap meaning: a fake dick/dildo that people use
stranger 1: yo your outfit is fuckin ass go change ho

stranger 2: go sms (suck my strap) stoopid whore, atleast ion got an nba youngboy ponytail like yo ho ass
by Zaza😋🫶🏾 October 17, 2023
mugGet the sms (suck my strap)mug.

Binder Strap Kid

a kid who doesnt understand how to act in society. Also, uses a binder strap in High school because he/she is incapable of carrying his/her binder.
"yo, some Binder Strap Kid in my math class stood up and did a fortnite dance and nobody laughed "
by Twinkster98 December 20, 2018
mugGet the Binder Strap Kidmug.

hammer straps

A code word for contractors they use on the field to point a large breasted woman to fellow co workers.
Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.

Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.
by CaliGrown818 August 24, 2017
mugGet the hammer strapsmug.

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