smiffed

To get drunk.

Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.

by Smith 3 October 22, 2011

snarf sniffer

To pass gas and then try to smell it. To smell your own fart.

If you know what you ate by smelling your own fart, then your a snarf sniffer.

by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

Vagina Sniffer

One who sniffs a vagina for pleasure , and rubs his nasal cavity's over the clitoris for arousal .

Hey Tim ! whatd you do last night Tim : Sniffed vagina , So tim your a Vagina Sniffer

by ryan patterson May 11, 2007

Siff

A word originating in South Africa. Mostly used by young people to describe something that is repulsing, disgusting, gross, revolting, etc.

"Dude, I was walking in the park and I stepped in some runny dog poo, it was so siff!"
"How can you date that girl?! She is so siff!"
"Don't pick you nose dude, it's freaking siff!"

by Boeremuisie August 16, 2013

Shiffle

To quietly laugh by exhaling through the nose

Person at work: "I'm going to put in my headphones and listen to this humorous podcast."
Coworker: "Great, now we get to listen to you shiffle for the next hour."

by faded number July 22, 2016

willy sniffer

A person who has a fetish 4 sniffing the male genitalia

Abi is now a full time willy sniffer
Shut up Nigel, you willy sniffer

by Nigel Igger July 8, 2006

Jeb sniff

Someone that has a really stinky jeb end and can be sniffed from a mile away.

Frank: *walks into bar*
Jacob: "Jesus Frank wash your cock you dirty jeb sniff"

by Polypus October 20, 2015