Hey stop! State police!

What i heard while fleeing from the police at 1 am with my brother and our friend.

"Hey stop! State police!" Nah man I think I'll pass and keep going.

by Buddy Bestie September 6, 2023

Cal State Fullerton

California State University Fullerton. Home of the 4 time National Championship Baseball team: the Titans. Men's basketball ain't too shabby either.

Who's playing in the NCAA game this year?

Oh, Cal State Fullerton AGAIN!?

by Le Titan November 13, 2005

Tarleton State University

Founded in 1899 by John Tarleton (and maybe even his duck Oscar P!) it's an undercover party school that's sometimes referred to as 'generic',
'bootleg', or 'little' A&M. Tarleton is big on traditions and school spirit. Located smack in the middle of Stephenville, Tx (also known as the 'Cowboy Capital of the World'); the 'country' look and lifestyle has rubbed off on a majority of the students, so be prepared to see boots and Wranglers (Tarleton is also an Ag school). Everyone is very friendly, polite, and nice, and the men will always hold the door open for a lady. Unfortunatly Tarleton has become infamous for the 'incident' with an MLK party that occured in January of 2007, but from a first hand account the students are NOT racist! Tarleton as mentioned earlier, is a true party school. Most people leave the parties drunk or completly shit face, but no worries, there's always a designated driver. Fraternities or other various student organizations are big on campus, and many people join them. The weekend starts on Thursday evening and ends at about 4 or 5 o'clock on Sunday morning. Bar nights are a way of life, and you'll meet many many amazing people. You'll get a quality education and it has some of the cheapest tuition in the state. All in all its a wonderful place to go, if you want to attend a smaller university.

(April of Senior Year)
Chelsea: I got accepted into Tarleton State University!
John: Where's that at?
Chelsea: Stephenville!
John: Ha, yeah, you have fun in the middle of nowhere!
Chelsea: Whatever!

6 months later
Chelsea: Woohoo! I'm having soo much fun out at Tarleton! How have things been for you?
John: Dude, my college is so lame! I'm so bored. Sorry for bashing Tarleton way back when!
Chelsea: It's okay!
John: So, uh, do you know the transfer requirements?
Chelsea: Oh, John! Haha!
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by BrokeRich December 22, 2008

The United States Merchant marine Academy

also known as Kings Point. Its a place where one wears a silly costume (uniform), does plenty of excercise(looking at porn) and of course is well hydrated, with more alcohol than you can imagine. But what do you expect from a school full of sailors. Unlike the sissies at the Naval Academy, we know how to drink and chase women of the night. We are given a whole year to do it on commericial ships. Located in Great Neck NY we proudly display our Nazi Flagpole, in a Jewish Community. Need I say anything else about an establishment that when you graduate you are given choices to actually make a ton of money, and not have to go active duty. Because why fight in the war, when you can profit off of it.

The United States Merchant Marine Academy, where dreams go to die

by salty seaman April 24, 2006

state u

generic reference to any state university

So, you're going to State U just like your old man, eh? - some opie

by chefdee November 14, 2005

starz

What you become when you smoke a huge joint full of amazingly dank kine bud. You're beyond high, you're beyond sky, you are starz.

JC: "How ya doin, man?"

EV: "Yo man, I smoked an entire blunt full of S.A.G.E. I... am... starz."

by ericvlach December 27, 2008

Non-statement

A futile statement, which points out the obvious, in a situation where you cannot make a contradicting claim.

A random company might state on their website: "We shall comply with all laws and regulations governing information security".
Obviously, they cannot make a contradicting claim, e.g. "we will not comply with laws and regulations, if we bloody hell do not feel like it".
Thus the policy statement in the web page, is a non-statement.

by Santos the enormous September 25, 2018