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Standardized Test Fright

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Like stage fright, only with standardized tests. One who suffers from Standardized Test Fright fears going into the testing room, having other students stare at them, and Musk Oxen.
To prep for his SAT & ACT tests, Allan perfected first his mind, then his body, utilizing every trick he could find to rid himself of his Standardized Test Fright and assume his rightful place, as the Chosen One.
by old_standardized_tester November 5, 2018
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standardtristan

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The most hottest, funniest , standard , and best youtuber in the world! Often gets comments on how perfect his teeth are, and likes to make fun of hipsters and triangles! He is also impossible not to love!
fan- OMG standardtristan ! your teeth are amazing!

standardtristan- thanks
by totsmaggots March 23, 2010
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Stories Not Standards

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The general idea that the story you get out of an event (eg. wild college party) is better than the moral value of whatever has taken place. This phrase implies that the more exciting or scandalous story you have to tell, the better! Live it up:)
Allison: Man, that sure was one crazy party last night. We almost got arrested!
Ashley: Yep, stories not standards gurrrl!
by MissParty June 20, 2011
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no standards

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When a guy/girl gets with a solid 2 because they're getting desperate
Harry - I can't believe joey got with Olivia

Spencer - I know she's a right mong

Harry - he's got no standards
by Sumborino February 21, 2017
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standardized

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Synonym for bullshit.

Usually given obscene value by our superiors for basically no good reason.
I have to study for my standardized test next week so I don't end up working at McDonalds and hanging myself with my pants in the bathroom at 30.
by RopeSnake November 4, 2017
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when your talking to a whore and she wants you dick but you dont want STDs.
by crass June 27, 2004
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