shoot the squirrel

to look up the dress of a female in order to see her genetalia

Cindy Lou was wearing a mini-skirt, so I was able to shoot the squirrel

by badge531 December 17, 2008

squirrel nuts

When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.

I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.

by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007

Squirrel Porn

A disabled gay man having sex with a man dressed in a Squirrel costume in a public place, typically a park

Squirrel Porn - "Oh barry, your tail feels so good"

by AllSeingEye June 16, 2011

Squirrel Syndrome

The inexplicable desire to constantly chase after every new idea or opportunity, no matter how detrimental to your company, your team or your own sanity.

Bob just launched another product before the last one was even finished. He's completely out of control, definitely suffering from squirrel syndrome.

by Startup Street September 15, 2022

flat squirrel

One who is indecisive.

Come on, dude! Don't be a flat squirrel.

by Abbieiscool November 24, 2016

Horny Squirrel

To be attracted to every female/ person you see, and to exhibit characteristics of a furry mammal, particularly a squirrel

"Why is Matt scampering from girl to girl, trying to get with them?"
"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"

by laresistance August 25, 2014

Squirrel Flip

When you flip your girl's skirt up so you can see what color panties she's wearing.

"Jake, give Angie a squirrel flip so we can settle this bet!"

"They're blue today!"

by Deadly44 September 26, 2020