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Desert Squint

The shape your eyes naturally come to after living in the desert for most of your life. Caused by the immense amounts of heat and sunlight.
Guy 1: "What's with Jack? He's got the Desert Squint."
Guy 2: "Dude, he just moved from Arizona."
by It's freaking hot here June 22, 2009
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junkie squint

The feeling one has when under the influence of opiate painkillers, marijuana, or high carb foods such as Italian or Mexican.
Barry did one too many bong hits before lunch, resulting in an extra basket of chips after he had finished his Enchilada sampler platter which only made his junkie squint even more intense.
by Halliburton Inesteen July 17, 2009
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side squirt

1. (n.) those who you are having sexual relations with on the side, aside from your main squeeze.

2. (v.) the act of being a side squirt.
1. My main squeeze Chelsea was at work this weekend so I called up my side squirt for some weekend lovin.

2. I'm going to side squirt later cause Dave's idiot girlfriend Chelsea is at work.
by whitecocobella November 20, 2011
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Slap Squirt

The motion of a girl slapping her vagina while squirting.
Jimmy likes it when his girlfriend Slap Squirts.
by Chatteh October 23, 2012
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Line Squirt

When a couple of girls get together to masturbate, and they sit in a line all facing the same direction, with the hopes of squirting. This is the female equivalent of a circle jerk.
When my girlfriend got home she told me about the amazing line squirt with her friends. She said they needed raincoats.
by L1nky August 23, 2014
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morning squirt

After waking up from a wet dream females have the urge to finger themselves and annihilate their clit causing them to squirt as much as they cried the night before due to her Pablo (find definition) ripping her pussy .
Girl; so turns out I'm officially a morning squirter. It felt amazing. I literally came all over my sheets after going through what seemed to be an exorcism.
by FaqErRytInLePuthy March 12, 2015
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Hershey squirt

When you are taking a shit and its runny and your shit has the color of a hershey's bar
rob: tf is that smell?
landon: I just had a hershey squirts in the bathroom
by landmaster40 May 20, 2016
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