squib

<Noun> A member of a pure-blood wizarding family with no magical powers because of some defect in the person's anatomy.

The janitor at Hogwarts is a squib, and cannot perform magic of any kind.

by Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic July 12, 2005

squid

slang for pound(UK currency)

comes from the slang quid

jimmy (during a mugging):gimme fifty squids

by Bodgey May 25, 2006

squid game

overhyped show.

a : "suggest me a series to watch"
b : "WATCH SQUID GAME!"
a : "no."

by swocial October 2, 2021

squid

a total faggot, douchebag, or queer. its just another word.

CJ is a squid and a half

by guidooooooo January 17, 2010

squib

A kid who can not function as a normal human being, often obsessed with pop culture or magic.

"Look at Greg, what a squib."

by Whhhaaaat? January 28, 2005

squid kiss

When you push your erect cock and balls back between your legs and allow your partner lick your cock, balls, and ass simultaneously.

I let that bitch give me a squid kiss last night.

by Blake D. and Josh S. November 2, 2007

squid

A person in the navy; usually used in a derogitory manner. (But seriously people...since when has serving your country become a bad thing?)

He's a fucking squid!

by lealea November 8, 2003