spit the fat

To produce man milk or throat yogurt from the fuckstick.

I am so gonna spit the fat in your face when we get home!

by Irritatus Maximus October 2, 2007

spiteful fart

Farting on purpose just to spite someone

My boss was a jerk to me, so I busted out a spiteful fart in his face as I walked past his desk.

by Slackey January 11, 2009

Spit Fart

High pressure fart that unexpectedly carries a foul smelling liquid with it. The liquid may not be noticed immediatly but is usually stopped by underwear, bed sheets or spattered all over the toilet bowl.

Cheering the team on Betty ripped off a monsterous fart. she reallized to her horror that it was a spit fart when she did the splits

by dawginit January 4, 2011

Choke & spit my salad

This is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. This can ultimately lead to a person only being able to achieve orgasm whilst laughing.

I saw a funny picture whilst flicking through Playboy and it caused me to choke & spit my salad.

by Gripper January 5, 2006

Mom spit

The spit a mother has that can heal wounds and take the dirt off your face when there are no napkins in sight.

Kid:Mom I scraped my knee!!*cries*

Mom:Ok let me us my mom spit to make it better

by Angie Kerns March 20, 2009

Dragon Spit

Seman

After I was done masturbating my hand was covered in Dragon Spit

by halldale students December 2, 2010

butt spit

(n;)
When you fart, and its joined by some tiny companions.

person1> oops i seem to have dropped my pencil. *bends down to get pencil, and pants fall*
person2>your pants fell!
person1>oops, i have to fart.
PHHHATTTTTTTT
person2>what the, look what you did to the wall!

by the one and olny lucidityDOT (and mark) January 3, 2005