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A type of person which is known to have more then a handful of computer knowledge. This term can be used as an insult for people with a horrible choice of haircut or balding. This term can be also used in the field in which the opposite persona has a bad personality or more or less acts like a total fucking asshole.
Stacy is such a Seman
Marko has the worst Seman !
Seman by gurdii February 22, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Another word for cum
"Jaime.r ejected Seman in me and now I'm pregnant."
Seman by SC-jajrr1 July 13, 2017

Seman slap 

When you masturbate and blow your load on your hand and slap the that bitch next to you with the same hand getting it all over her face.
After having a one night stand with some dirty butt. I seman slapped her the next morning to show her who the boss was.
Seman slap by Dr. Funkdaddyfunk August 7, 2012

seman seeds 

The two things that dangle in a sack below a man's stomach. Otherwise know as Testicular Orbs.
That man has huge seman seeds.
seman seeds by Mborder2319 May 12, 2017

Seman Twins 

blonde and brunette non-related that act the same OR porn twins..
Seman Twins by Rain and Juanita September 25, 2008

seman firefighter 

when i guy eats hot tamales proir to sex then ejaculates and his seman is severly spicy and the female and male then exchanges the seman between mouths until tht salivia waters it down.
Dude. That seman firefighter was wayy too spicy until we watered it down!

seman suprise 

When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.
Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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