Seman

A type of person which is known to have more then a handful of computer knowledge. This term can be used as an insult for people with a horrible choice of haircut or balding. This term can be also used in the field in which the opposite persona has a bad personality or more or less acts like a total fucking asshole.

Stacy is such a Seman
Marko has the worst Seman !

by gurdii February 22, 2021

Seman

Another word for cum

"Jaime.r ejected Seman in me and now I'm pregnant."

by SC-jajrr1 July 13, 2017

Seman slap

When you masturbate and blow your load on your hand and slap the that bitch next to you with the same hand getting it all over her face.

After having a one night stand with some dirty butt. I seman slapped her the next morning to show her who the boss was.

by Dr. Funkdaddyfunk August 7, 2012

seman seeds

The two things that dangle in a sack below a man's stomach. Otherwise know as Testicular Orbs.

That man has huge seman seeds.

by Mborder2319 May 12, 2017

Seman Twins

blonde and brunette non-related that act the same OR porn twins..

Me and my bestfriend are seman twins!!

by Rain and Juanita September 25, 2008

seman firefighter

when i guy eats hot tamales proir to sex then ejaculates and his seman is severly spicy and the female and male then exchanges the seman between mouths until tht salivia waters it down.

Dude. That seman firefighter was wayy too spicy until we watered it down!

by Joanna Arbaugh April 3, 2008

seman suprise

When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.

Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)

by Paul R Murden May 19, 2006