Smize

Smiling with your eyes.

Coined by Tyra Banks on the 13th cycle of America's Next Top Model.

You can't be a successful model if you can't Smize.

by Need2Smize September 19, 2009

soiree

a gathering of wankers

soiree: when company bosses get together to eat, drink, swap keys and sometimes dog.

by Malex (the original) July 23, 2010

bra size

The size of a girl's lady parts, the letter coded sizes have different meanings:

A - Awkward
B - Basic
C - Comfortable
D - Decent
DD - Delightfully Decent (Damn)
E - Enourmous
F - Fake
G - Gasp

Girl 1: Hey Tracy, I've always been wondering, what's your bra size?
Girl 2: I'm a size C but I don't really mind, I guess I'm comfortable with it..
Girl 1: At least you're not a size B like me, my boobs are pretty basic boobs i suppose, I wish they were bigger.. O_o
Girl 2: I know what you mean, I wish I could be a size D, that's pretty decent if you ask me:)
Girl 1: Haha, look on the bright side, at least you're not an A..That would be so awkward to live with haha..

by Jemina110 June 18, 2013

Shoe Size

A way to indirectly ask a male the size of thier penis.

John: Hey, Tim, what's your shoe size?
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>

Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches

by fthmdg April 25, 2006

fun size

The best way to describe your cock if it's below average and you must divulge the information in an honest way. A favorite with fun sized girls.

So how big is your cack? Fun size baby, once you pop you can't stop.

by Baird024 October 16, 2016

Soiree

1. A grindfest

2. A formal dance that turns into a massive grindfest (or in extreme cases, it may turn into a massive orgy).

Dude u should go to the soiree tonight. Its gonna be a massive grindfest.

by edwild22 March 1, 2009

cock size

Some thing that is very large.

That mountain is cock size.

by BostonTravis August 18, 2006