smollocks

a term for not having much storage space.

i just moved house but i'm going to have to get rid of some things because i've got smollocks.

by listypoos November 4, 2004

Smoblender

To deceive in a douchely way.

My ex-girlfriend smoblendered me.

by Keltondlg August 1, 2010

smoling

-when your high smoking a cigarette for the lord
-smoking a cig next to a cross
-smoking by the church

inhaling smoke next to a religious person place or thing

Im so stressed, i think ill just go smoling and get blessed.

by molly midget November 19, 2010

Smolny

1. Beautiful cathedral in Saint Petersburg, Russia. Formerly the school for the girls.
2. A drug which may be snorted, ingested, applied topically (rubbed onto the skin), injected, smoked, or mixed into a glass of water for drinking.
3. Anything else

Smolny, I smolny you. Will you smolny me?

by NatashaSmolny April 22, 2011

Smolly Whooper

Big, wet, slobbery kiss!!! The kind your Aunts or other close relatives give to mostly young children,, almost always after eatting sardines, onions or some other nasty food. The "Smolly Whooper" on the lips can be very closely associated with the famous "Kiss of Death"

Gram Maw just gave Mikey a Smolly Whooper right on his lips!!!

by H-TOWN "BIG-E" June 4, 2011

smhlfr

An acronym for "shaking my head like a fucking retard" that is synonymous with any "smh" variant; primarily signifies deficient wordhord.

"Dude, can you believe I'm a pathetic mannequin of society?"

"..I'm sorry to hear that, bro?"

"Yeah, *smhlfr."

by _sempiternal January 22, 2012

Smollage

Orginally from David Bowies film Labyrinth where he seduced the innocent female through his use of darkness.

Sexy man using leather gloves, normally on motorcycles to charm women.

Gorgeous, brooding slightly moody man wearing leather gloves

"Oh my god he is so mysterious and sexy! Did you see his hands such a smollage!'

" ...then I saw his hands smollage!"

by BettyBoop27 August 9, 2012