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Draco malfoys hair in Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets slick because it’s slick and it’s snail because Ron tried to make Draco throw up snails

Draco’s hair in chamber of secrets is slicksnail

by Zzzara July 3, 2021

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Socks Vs Chocolate

Two Homies From The Hood Laughing About Some Guy Who Sells Socks And A Guy Who Looks Like Chocolate. This Is For William And Christian

William : "SOCKS!"
Christian : "Chocolate!"
Random Guy : "What The Hell Is Socks Vs Chocolate?!"

by Beau From The Vans Store February 10, 2023

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Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)

Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit

by Amski D January 17, 2009

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Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011

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