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office siren

A very attractive nerd who wears small rectangular glasses who also dresses runway ready in an office setting. They have what is deemed a face card and they're the opposite of office hot. They are also very subtle with their sexuality that is concealed with innocence. However under their concealed persona they’re very powerful and commanding. This is very attractive towards other coworkers. SuperNanny is considered a huge office Siren. Alex from Charlie’s Angels wearing the black latex scene is also considered one.
The new guy at work is such an office siren, those thin glasses don’t hide that sharp jawline and sharp suit as well. I give it one week before all the women in the office ask for his number.
by Aragonroses May 23, 2024
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office siren

An aesthetic and fashion trend popularized by TikTok and Instagram in late 2023 and early 2024, taking inspiration by 1990's to 2000's corporate culture, luxury brands and being defined by items such as "Bayonetta glasses", pencil skirts, button ups, heels and female associated formalwear. The look is intended to look sleek, mysterious, sexy and nerdy. Occupations of the "office siren" include lawyer, librarian, receptionist and most popularly, a secretary.
The secretary was described as an office siren by their boss.
by gilbert mudflaps June 6, 2024
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tornado siren madness

A YouTube series about anthropomorphic tornado sirens by Broken Solar Panel. The main character is Thunderbolt.
Most TSM fans are siren kiddies, but some siren enthusiasts grew up with it.
1. Yo, have you seen that new episode of Tornado Siren Madness?
2. You're really bringing this series up again, dude?
by IAmABuilding_2 February 28, 2025
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Group siren hattage

Group siren hattage is when a group of people, typically managers, are investigating one person in an attempt to get said person into trouble.
Sally was caught eating a chocolate bar during her shift, some serious group siren hattage had taken place that day when they were all swarmed around her, asking her all sorts of questions.
by secretofthesnooze November 1, 2025
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The Story Siren

The Story Siren is a fantabulous book review blog run by Kristi.
Check out The Story Siren's review of book x. It's pure awesomeness
by ilovebooksalot June 16, 2011
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Nee Naw Siren Blasting Bitches

Polices.
"Let's go, the nee naw siren blasting bitches are here!"
by Adarthus October 19, 2021
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luring with a siren song of my bussy

An ability of a person identifying as a queer man (subject) to seduce others away from their plans and responsibilities. Subject converses with the victim on descriptions of intimate acts in a tasteful manner and follows natural instincts of acquiring nice pounding. If done properly, and with optional addition of photographic, and video seductive material, the victim cannot refuse the siren call. This provides both subject and victim with gratification, so no one is complaining.
- How did you get Dave to visit so quickly, thought he had something really important on Friday?
- By luring with a siren song of my bussy until he caved.
- You're such a fucking slut Evan.
by fvckboy_kai June 8, 2024
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