schlönz

Another synonym for schranz. The most empty and dull so-called music ever.

"Oh no, what the hell is he playing there?"
"Just some bloody schlönz"
"What a wiener..."

"Boah, das schlönzt voll rein!"

by Franco Fellatio February 17, 2008

scion of oona

stupid piece of shit fairy that gives shroud, fuck this little guy.

i fucked a scion of oona with my big cloudthresher.

by batdude666 January 20, 2009

schlong

southeast Michigan slang for marijuana

SEE ALSO: skizzong

blaze that schlong 'til the break of dawn!!

by TREASURE_TROVE June 19, 2008

Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

schlonger

a schlong

You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.

by crabnin February 27, 2009

schlonger

a fancy breakfast, a schlong

You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.

by cladnin December 9, 2008

schlong

1- popular term for a man's well eh youknowwhat

2- to put some manly flavor to it

ad 1 : 'he hasn't showered for days, he MUST have a smelly schlong by now'

ad 2 : 'yeah you know that party started a bit dull, so I schlonged it by buying everybody a beer ! '

by TheDanHipster December 2, 2009