scooter poof

an obese person on an electric wheel chair

That fucking scooter poof blocked the whole isle at walmart

by peasscoot April 24, 2015

scooter hole

Another name for the unsuspecting asshole of a female, which when entered abruptly causes her to scoot and waddle forward. This movement is usually accompanied by a very loud "OW" or "FUCK".

Ouch, my asshole is still sore. My boyfriend pushed my scooter hole last night.

by Crackedskulla September 17, 2016

Scoot doo

Shit a polite way of saying shit

I took my dog to the park and he made a scoot doo

by Rabidlizard69 June 26, 2016

Scootscootbangbang

A weird phrase people tend to use

I'm gonna pull up at you crib and go scootscootbangbang

by Ilikemiffins69 April 8, 2017

ScooterBrooks

Scotty Brooks Definition:
ScooterBrooks : Is a certain phrase originating from Joliet, Illinois, the year 1306 RD , a town only at the population of 60,431. It defines the Act of being able to walk down the street whilst with your top hat on whilst having a girl chained on your feet dragging her like a puppy!

Person 1: Nice ScooterBrooks you got there sonny!
Person 2: Thanks Sir, it costed me 50 cents.

by SCottyBr00ks July 26, 2018

Scoot'in poop'in

When a dog's ( and sometimes people's) buttocks itch, they scoot on the floor to relieve the itch. On occasion this can be done at the same time as pooping, thus the name.

Yo! why does my dog keep on scoot'in poop'in

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Scooterism

The prejudice among middle aged motorbike riders (esp Ducati, Triumph, Harleys) that scooter owners are stupid, silly, thoughtless and / or fey

Scooterism: "Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vagina."

by tokyo82 November 30, 2018