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fucktardation spreading

Spreading videos of fuck tards doing mentally defective things when you make a smart video.
Me: omg NO WAY how stupid!
Lil fuck boi: nice video!
Me: no its a dumbly defective video
Lil fuck boi: ... Fucktardation spreading
by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021
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county spread

County spread is a meal made in prison (usually county) from Ramen noodles and any canned meat bought from commissary with enough meat added until it resembles the meal it is intended to resemble.
"County spread for the muscle, couple marks on my knuckles, puttin niggas on bunk status."
ScHoolboy Q Tookie Knows II
by Gr52vyGankgsta June 10, 2018
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spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.
Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.
by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019
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Spread

A highly advanced style of speaking in a Speech and Debate or Forensics League round. Mostly used in Policy debates, its main purpose is to attempt to make so many contentions or arguments that your opponents can't keep up. An adept spreader finds a balance between speed and comprehensibility. Those who cannot spread well often lose the round do to the judge not being able to understand the speaker because their speech becomes slurred. The name is a combination of speed and read which is a perfect way to describe it.
1NC: How could you drop their fifth contention?!
1NR: The guy spread way too fast. I only had so much time!
by codapepper March 14, 2016
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Brown Spread

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with the "Pink Spread", in which one boofs 2C-B.
"Hey Justin check this live brown spread!"
by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024
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U dey take spread

Meaning of you Dey take spread
by Bharry. August 16, 2023
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Spread her like butter

she's too delicious to contain.
In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!
by Pikla August 10, 2018
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