A citystate which forbids lawn ornaments such as flaming pink flamingos to exist on one'slawn fronts. Displays of these gaudy items are discouraged with expensive fines.
You will treat this lawn as though it was in San Marino, any trash on the grass will be cited and ticketed.
Similar to a dirty sanches, but it must occur in San Ysidro which is a prominent US/Mexico boarder crossing. A person in the US climbs the fence and takes a crap on the whore on the other side and then throws a few dollars down to the other side.
Damn, johnny's mom has been workin the fence all weekend and only gave one San Ysidro sanches
A small college town located half way between Austin and San Antonio in central Texas. The main school there is Texas State, formerly known as South West Texas. Known to most people as just being as a ridiculous party school, TX State also has decent academics. San Marcos is 35-40 min from both Austin and San Antonio.
The good thing about San Marcos, other than the abundance of horny college chicks, is it's location near several rivers/lakes. During the long summers, you will find many people floating the Comal or Guadalupe rivers in San Marcos and New Braunfels. Lots of coldbeer consumption is a must.