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Sam

A name given to those in the male gender. They tend to be liberal, not know what liberal means, argue even though they know they are going to lose, but they can also be nice.
Sam: "Let's go build houses in El Salvador!"
Fred: "Why? They can build their own houses. Why not spend the money you would use to fly there to pay them so you are not stealing jobs and ruining their economy."
Sam: "That's not how it's works! Gosh you don't understand!!!!"
Sam's Parents: "Well it's our fault for rasining him as a liberal."
by The Unspoken Truth June 5, 2017
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SAM

Self Appointed Manager. Someone at work in an entry level position but assumes they're management because they lick the bosses ass all day. They will also experience an elevated sense of superiority and invincibility.
Why does SAM micro manage our jobs on messenger? No wonder she's got no respect or friends.
by Eadc88 April 15, 2017
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Sam

My mate Sam is a cunt
by -God420 December 6, 2019
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Sam

If you’ve ever met a Sam , you’re a very lucky person. Sam is a very talkative but sweet guy , he hates hurting peoples feelings and will udually do anything to make it right . He likes to tease you a lot and sometimes doesn’t realize that you can be sensitive . When he’s adoring you he’ll usually shower you in compliments and loves to make you embarrassed. He’s really overprotective but he knows when to back off. Sam’s don’t usually share their feelings that often and if something’s wrong he’ll distance himself . He usually has a hard time opening up to people because he doesnt want you to worry about them . He loves hearing you laugh and they’ll make the stupidest jokes for it . They will say things like “ Oh my god , you’re so stupid sometimes “ but it’s just their way of showing they love you (or you may be truly dumb ) The Sam’s I have met will always cheer you up, he hates it when you’re upset . He will also send you videos off of youtube at 2:00 in the morning just because he feels like it , he’s a great guy and is loved by all. ( oh yeah , he’s hella cute ;) )
“ Sam is such a great guy

“Yeah , I know . She’s so lucky to have him”
by youreallycute:) April 8, 2019
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Sam

The name of someone who is a Cuckold.
He paid me to fuck his wife last night! He must've been a Sam.
by A cockmongler September 4, 2016
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Sam

A male from native american decendence that acts gay and looks like a lesbian.
I talked to Sam today and he tried to grab my nips
by LONGDIKSTYLE September 21, 2016
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Sam

Sam messes with babies
Hey, Sam, ya can't mess with that baby. you have to wait till their all the way out
by solomon james January 23, 2019
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