Retardant

A type of cologne a dumb fucker wears that keeps the women away.

Dan must have the retardant on cause all the women are running away!

by anonymous December 22, 2023

reading assignment

Something that teachers assign nearly every night. Students don't usually give a crap and read the assigned material, only to be in shock when there's a quiz on it the next day. On Rate My Professors, they can easily be denoted if they have the Get Ready to Read tag.

I heard our new teacher's a really tough grader. He puts out reading assignments every class and ends up quizzing you on it the next day.

by The Real Driller November 19, 2023

RetardedGayMan

A Retarded Gay Man
autistic
down sydnrome
anything sped that is gay and likes men

Jamarion: Look Jimbo The Autistic Man Is With his boyfriend

Jimbo: He is a very very RetardedGayMan

by retardslayer44 May 20, 2024

Retardiationtism

A person who is both autistic and retarded.

YO! Did you see Jerry, he had a car crash and now he's got Retardiationtism

by Rangigga June 9, 2024

Recording

YOU JUST DEFENDED A GUY RECORDING CHINESE PEOPLE AT THE AIRPORT YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT! A guy recording himself playing the piano... The chinese tourist walks up and ASKS TO NOT BE RECORD (And doesn't batter the guy like the women in the video) and YOUR RESPONSE... Was "Welcome to America we can record whatever we want." So has there been a change of heart? So you SHOULDN'T be recording people? Which is it?

Hym "Recording people kissing public... 'Welcome to America' DOESN'T apply... And recording people in the airport 'Welcome to America DOES apply? (This is in reference to the Aba and Preach video 'Streamer pulls the strap...' btw) See how these YouTuber jackasses just make up ethics on the spot moment to moment because they're fucking retarded? And now your lives are in their hands. They can come down on you with the full force of their followers, disrupt or destroy your life because they have been able to convince retards that THEY THEMSELVES aren't retarded... Even though they are very clearly retarded. So know. He isn't going to jail. He was battered (literally) and brandished a gun in self-defense. He also shouldn't be allowed to record her. Both can be true. But that'd not the point. These motherfuckers just defended a guys right to record whatever he wants in public and now they are condemning a guy for doing the exact same thing. Ethics is a whim for these people. No consistency whatever. Completely and absolutely full of shit. All of them."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

reading

when you fuck a book
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve

and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire

jhon: was jeffery reading
jeffery: I was driving a plane to blow it up

by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024

Reading your own desires

Into the text.

Hym Iam "Still just reading your own desires into the text. The reality of what that was is actually pretty cool. I would explain it to you here but it would waste the opportunity for a more grandiose exposition dump later down the line. And it's a good one."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2026