Cart Pusher

HOBO!

you dress like a cart pusher

by rawrrliker March 7, 2009

pillow pusher

a person with an uncanny sense of style and rhythm.

Wow, that guy is a real Pillow Pusher.

by Laurie Anderson October 19, 2006

jailbait pusher

someone who goes out with or goes after jailbait. ergo he pushes jailbait

dude how old it that girl hes with,
like 12 man,
hes such a jailbait pusher

by www.eyyyyyyyyy June 27, 2010

Pushed

A woman who has a child. Preferably within the 16-25 age group.

You hear about Nibs? She PUSHED. Yea, twins.

I heard you PUSHED. Congrats, what is the kids name?

by Vicious ManJunk June 9, 2011

Pencil Pusher

Someone who enjoys pushing pencils up their genitals. The hobby rose to prominence in the 1800s, during the industrial revolution, where people could work jobs other than farming. Today, millions, if not billions of men and women participate in this activity. However, it is described to be an incredibly boring task, possibly due to the nature of trends.

After shoving a pencil up his dick, Richard's friends quickly classified him as a Pencil Pusher.

by HitFatYeets January 20, 2018

Peter pusher

A man with a smaller than average sized penis that has no sexual talent that fails to satisfy his sexual partners; on the sexual scale, ranks below dickslinger and cocksman

Tad never has a steady girlfriend because he is just a peter pusher

by Electress June 27, 2016

Puteershimts

Any general reaction to anything that happens in a daily basis. There is no limit with this one, folks.

::alarm clock goes off:: AAWWW PUTEERSHMITS!

::won tickets to the local zoo:: AWWWWWWWW PUTEERSHMITS!

::found a good deal on a tobleron at the supermarket:: OOOHHHHH PUTEERSHMITS!

::Spandau Ballet suddenly comes on the radio:: AAAAAAWWW PUTEERSHMITS!

by Bill+Pot=High March 1, 2005