Saucy Puppet Show 

When you put a sock on on your Johnson and have your sexual partner pour an entire bottle of Italian dressing on top of your Puppet ideally infront of a large audience of your peers.

"I went to Rick's saucy puppet show."

"What the fuck are you doing in my car?"

Saucy Puppet Show by ARocketSurgeon March 27, 2015

Cheese Puppet 

People who are easily manipulated into making jerks of themselves for money, sex, or attention. They appear sincere in their delusion. Particularly applies to Media types and Celebrities.

Geraldo Riviera (left)
Bill O'Reilly (right)

Cheese Puppet by Bob the Planet February 10, 2005

Batty Puppet  

A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you

Shes a batty puppet high commander, intending to ruin my life. Ugh pax her wdr

Batty Puppet by Queen Jenni of Sparta October 19, 2008

fluff-puppet 

a cute or loving name for a furry creature (cat dog ect.)

Person 1:yeah this is my dog
Person 2:aw what an adorable little fluff-puppet

fluff-puppet by TEEheeHee123123 November 11, 2009

snack puppet 

A sock, with a face drawn or sewn onto it, containing delicious snacks.

"Check out my snack puppet!" said Marcie, pulling a sticky square of peanut brittle out of an athletic sock decorated with a cheery smile of red yarn and two black button eyes.

snack puppet by Minty Coolie April 1, 2011

Lap Puppet 

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.

In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.

Lap Puppet by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012

Sock Puppet

A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.

"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"

Sock Puppet by ITGRF May 13, 2013