He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.
by cementshoes November 19, 2006
by slapmeat August 05, 2003
Sexual maneuver where you insert your index finger in the girl's anus with your palm up. Using the other hand, spread her vag lips. Now push your finger up past the taint so that a "pink finger puppet" comes out of the spread lips. Make puppet dance and sing as necessary.
by Terryfied February 15, 2005
Either a penis that has been inserted into a dirty ass, or a 300 yard drive on the golf course that lands on right in the garden spot.
Aaron's meat puppet became a super stanky meat puppet when you rammed his cock into Debbie's dirty ass.
or
Mark just unloaded his driver and put his golf ball right in the clown's mouth; 300 yards and in the garden spot, thus giving the ball a stanky meat puppet.
or
Mark just unloaded his driver and put his golf ball right in the clown's mouth; 300 yards and in the garden spot, thus giving the ball a stanky meat puppet.
by jmorgan September 09, 2007
Also another name for a "woman." It happens when omeone at a bar is describing their dating life, describing the female gender as being difficult to understand, like a Chinese finger puzzle. Then a drunk guy across the bar says, "a Chinese fist puppet?"
You: I went on a date with her, but I just don't understand. She's like a Chinese finger puzzle.
Drunk Guy: What's a Chinese fist puppet?
You: That's funny, but that's not what I said. This needs to go on Urban Dictionary.
Drunk Guy: What's a Chinese fist puppet?
You: That's funny, but that's not what I said. This needs to go on Urban Dictionary.
by phatpapa July 02, 2013
by KC roller biatch March 29, 2004
The act of sticking your Fist up your partners ass, then moving your fingers to hit the right nerves to make them do whatever you choose to do with them.
Nate,"Man, i had the craziest time with Cush last night."
Doc," What do you mean?"
Nate," Well we got drunk and i did the Human Puppet to his ass."
Doc," What do you mean?"
Nate," Well we got drunk and i did the Human Puppet to his ass."
by Doc Warren June 28, 2010