Puddleduck 

Puddleduck, a big fish in a small pond - something that holds greater significance over something else because of their size.

PSG are a puddleduck team; nobody will finish above them in league 1

Puddleduck by Chrispyduck September 4, 2022

PuddleDucking

Doing you! Back on your bullshit! Doing the most! Not giving a fuck about nothing or nobody’s option or what/how they look at or view you!

“Girl what you doing?”

“You already know I’m out PuddleDucking!”

PuddleDucking by Chibbs98 April 7, 2026

Puddle of lol 

(noun) like a normal lol but this time you're laughing so hard you may fall of your seat or inhale food or fall over or walk into things etc

I laughed so hard i turned into a puddle of lol

Puddle of lol by BoredAndBrainless June 22, 2008

Puddle Bump 

Any child under 3 feet tall that thinks they are cute by being loud. And being defiant to adults.

Loud singing, Loud talking, Screaming, Jumping, Stomping(Puddle Bumping) up or down the stairs and slamming doors. (ADALIA)

Puddle Bump by Merth December 16, 2008

puddle of blood

when you are in the middle of sex and both of u get the horniest you have ever been and you both cum. it overflows n2 a large liquidy pile of cum (white blood)

OH MY GOD!!! I fucked her so hard we both laid a puddle of blood

puddle of blood by fUcK iT!!!!!!!!! January 11, 2009

puddle pocket 

n. from the old English - puedle pocket. Colloguial term for adult diaper.

"Mrs. Jibbs, I do believe I have something in my puddle pocket. Can you please change me?"

puddle pocket by Geechy January 28, 2009

PiddleDump

(Noun)
1. A dump that includes a piddle.
2. A four year old's insult
3. A package deal in which includes both shit and piss
4. A satchel that encompasses bodily waste
5. A substance used by desperate people to create the highly addictive drug called Jenkem(fermented piss and shit)

(Verb)
6. To poop and piss at the same time(possibly in a jar for Jenkem)
7. To take a liquid shit
8. When you shit liquid comes out too

(Adjective)
9. Again a four year old's insult
10. something composed of shit and piss

Example 1
John: Where is Anthony?
Greg: He is busy taking a piddledump.

Example 2
Jack: What are you doing?
Matt: I am piddledumping in this jar so that i may make Jenkem and get high tomorrow.

Example 3
Sarah: Drew keeps trying to rape me!
Morgan: He is such a piddledump!

PiddleDump by MrNathanman November 3, 2009