Procrasty masty

When you're avoiding doing something so much you NEED to go sort out an orgasm before you continue on with the task at hand.

I will execute this condemned man, but first... Procrasty Masty

I'll clean the bathroom but first...

I swear, skydiving instructor, I'll jump out of the plane in just a second, but first...

I need to go and masturbate, but first...

by Mad Dog 86 March 20, 2013

Procrastibaking

Procrastibaking is a food cooking method that is done when there is shit all else to do. A person who prepares such baked goods as a profession is called a procrastibaker.

"this turned out to be a weekend of chronic procrastibaking. I now have a lavender cake, a dozen dark chocolate raspberry cupcakes and a gluten-intolerant family. What do."

by ROLLERCOSTERS November 17, 2013

procrastorbating

The act of putting off homework and responsibilities through prolonged masturbation.

Guillermo spent all week procrastorbating on the marketing project this week.

by procrastorbator9000 December 4, 2013

procrastifornicate

V. The act of having sex to delay other necessary activities. i.e avoiding homework, studying

I didn't want to study for finals so me and my bitch procrastifornicated.

by DCheese January 15, 2014

Procrastidating

The process of procrastinating through superficial use of Tinder (including lots of browsing and chatting).

Oh man I should be studying for my end of year exam but I've just been on Tinder procrastidating all day...

by HA92 November 17, 2014

procrastindate

Verb. The act of using Tinder as a means of procrastinating.
Procrastindating is similar to procrasturbating, although it is marginally closer to actual dating.

A: Damn it, why all the fine honeys gotta appear when this dissertation is due tomorrow?
B: Bro, you're gonna fail if you just procrastindate all day.

by ItsAadam January 12, 2015

Procrastinator's Decade

A period of 11 years. Analogous to a Baker's Dozen (the latter referring to a quantity of 13), a "Procrastinator's Decade" is a colourful description for the passage of time. See also 40 years (biblical).

Civil litigation: "This case must not be further delayed, My Lord, lest it drag on a procrastinator's decade."

by Dr. Strangevelo May 1, 2014