Loss prevention are the retards who dress up like regular people in stores and catch your dumb ass for shoplifting
their sneaky, dike looking, and dont have anything better to do in their life
their sneaky, dike looking, and dont have anything better to do in their life
girl: "Fuck dude i can't work at Macy's no more"
boy: WHY NOT?
girl: "some dumb ass loss prevention caught me stealing some shirts"
boy: WHY NOT?
girl: "some dumb ass loss prevention caught me stealing some shirts"
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1. adj: a delectable combination of being simultaneously precious and tender
2. adj: pretentious... kind of
2. adj: pretentious... kind of
1. That moment when we professed our everlasting favoritism for each other? Pretendcious.
2. You look like an ass in that Canadian indie-rock t-shirt from a show you did not attend, you don't know what the word "esoteric" means, but you just used it in a sentence, and you are a prick who drinks tea --> pretendcious.
2. You look like an ass in that Canadian indie-rock t-shirt from a show you did not attend, you don't know what the word "esoteric" means, but you just used it in a sentence, and you are a prick who drinks tea --> pretendcious.
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Get the presence mug.A gift that is a total fail and everyone knows it. The receiver obviously hates it. Responses similar to "oh, wow, this is...great... I love it...thaaaanks." are signs that you have given a fail present.
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