typical asian pose

When Asians, usually Asian tourists, want to take a picture, and hold up two fingers in the V sign aka peace aka "bunny ears" and use a cheesy smile

Alight evelyone, do the typical Asian pose and smile for the camela!

by mah the horse boy December 14, 2008

poser

someone who tries really hard to be a skater, stoner, goth, etc, but knows nothing about what they are trying to be.

poser/stoner- someone who tries to be astoner, but has never done any drugs,
poser/skater-one who has no idea how to sk8board or blade. If anyone has a problem with my def..IM on AIM EvlBloodyMary

by EvlBloodyMary March 24, 2003

poser emo

A genre in mainstream that is Pop-Punk with lyrics that deal with emotion problems but not in enough debth for it to even be considered Emo. Bands like Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco and The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

prep: OMG Fall Out Boy is sooooooooooooooooooo Emo
me: Shut the fuck up. They're Poser Emo dipshit, Rites of Spring is Emo.

by joe725 November 14, 2007

Poser Goldfish

Someone who is trying to act like a goldfish, but isn't. Also, a person who nobody loves and they weren't hugged much as a kid.

Person 1: My mommy told me I am a little crumb snatcher.
Person 2: THATS BECAUSE YOU'RE A POSER GOLDFISH THAT NO ONE LOVES!!!

by you like to know, WOULDNT YOU? March 27, 2007

Poser Hippie

A Girl who shops at rue 21 who buys shirts that say give peas a chance or flashes hippie signs who doesnt do drugs or know who any people in the hippie movement are.

Look At that retard she buys gay jelly braclets and hippie t shirts...Wow what a Poser Hippie

by ur moms dads step dads testees August 22, 2009

Poseidon

Son of Kronos and Rheia, brother of Zeus, Hades, Hestia, Demeter and Hera, Poseidon is one of the six original Olympians. His mission is to give voice to the earth. Poseidon was commonly called the earth shaker and the earth encircler in The Iliad and The Odyssey of Homer. He pounds and shakes the earth and sea with his wrath and pleasure and answers to no one, except Zeus.

His kingdom is the vast sea which he has populated with creatures of his own design. He rides the waves in a chariot drawn by dolphins but, curiously enough, his most honored creation is the horse.

One story tells of some very clever mortals who devised a competition between the divine Athene, daughter of Zeus, and Poseidon, brother of Zeus. The contest would be for the two immortals to devise cunning gifts for the mortals, they, in turn, promised to show eternal gratitude to the victor. Poseidon devised the horse and Athene created the olive tree. Athens was named after the contest winner but Poseidon’s gift of the horse literally change the shape of the ancient Greek world.

Also Pwns Spyware on GW

"Hey look! Poseidon is Drowning hades!"

by Vinatieri 4 Ne April 20, 2005

Posercrat

Someone who acts like a hardcore Democrat and hates on Bush in order to fit in at the lunch table in the cafeteria. Was either a Republican or politically apathetic until it became cool to be liberal.

"Jeez, Mark used to hate Liberals; now he's just being a posercrat to fit in with the rest of the popular kids."

by bigtones June 16, 2006